Gay Marriage
Let me explain something. We have a big issue in this country with "gay marriage". We're hung up on it. We have legislators that want to amend our constitution so that it explain that marriage is between one man and one woman ONLY. I'm also pretty sure that I have relatives that feel such an amendment would be a good thing. Now, as far as I'm concerned, I don't want to trivialize the constitution with such nonsense. I know what you're thinking and let me go ahead and tell you...I am not against gay marriage. Maybe I'm a little more cosmopolitan than most of my ilk, but I've got good reason to feel this way.
If you've read anything I've written in the past few months, you know that I am very proud of my heritage and don't shy away from the title "redneck". Nope, I am a redneck and that's the truth. But here's the thing...I know what being a redneck really means. The problem is, most people don't. First off, a redneck is someone who has a red neck from working long hard days in the broiling hot sun. Secondly, rednecks generally don't get a lot of chances in this world to improve themselves, so it's go to work young and keep working till you drop dead of old age. Thirdly, true rednecks are the salt of the earth. They would give you the shirt off their back. You might not want it, but they'd offer it if you needed it. People, the world has stolen the word "redneck" and turned it into something awful.
Okay, now I'm going to tie the gay marriage thing and the redneck thing together.
I don't want to EVER hear ANYONE say one DAMN word about GAY marriage ever again! You know why? DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY? I'll tell you why....
MY BIG REDNECK WEDDING on CMT
White Trash [This link no longer has photos available...which is probably better for you] Click on that link and see what kind of gutter trash is claiming to be redneck. These people have taken the sanctity of marriage and transformed it into an idiot-fest. So you have a problem with gay marriage? Take a look at these fools. Besides making a mockery of a religious ceremony, THESE PEOPLE REPRODUCE! I don't know what else to say. So who do you want living next to you, a nice lesbian couple or these yard apes?
If you've read anything I've written in the past few months, you know that I am very proud of my heritage and don't shy away from the title "redneck". Nope, I am a redneck and that's the truth. But here's the thing...I know what being a redneck really means. The problem is, most people don't. First off, a redneck is someone who has a red neck from working long hard days in the broiling hot sun. Secondly, rednecks generally don't get a lot of chances in this world to improve themselves, so it's go to work young and keep working till you drop dead of old age. Thirdly, true rednecks are the salt of the earth. They would give you the shirt off their back. You might not want it, but they'd offer it if you needed it. People, the world has stolen the word "redneck" and turned it into something awful.
Okay, now I'm going to tie the gay marriage thing and the redneck thing together.
I don't want to EVER hear ANYONE say one DAMN word about GAY marriage ever again! You know why? DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY? I'll tell you why....
MY BIG REDNECK WEDDING on CMT
White Trash [This link no longer has photos available...which is probably better for you] Click on that link and see what kind of gutter trash is claiming to be redneck. These people have taken the sanctity of marriage and transformed it into an idiot-fest. So you have a problem with gay marriage? Take a look at these fools. Besides making a mockery of a religious ceremony, THESE PEOPLE REPRODUCE! I don't know what else to say. So who do you want living next to you, a nice lesbian couple or these yard apes?
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