Did you ever have a conversation like this one?.  I don’t know what it is officially called, but I refer to it as “train of thought”.  That’s when you start with one subject go around the world and end up where you started.

    I noticed today that one of the most popular videos on YouTube is UFO’s in Haiti.  It’s very convincing, but the palm trees are all identical.  I’m not an expert on palm trees, but I feel pretty sure that they all can’t look alike.  Although I have noticed that there seems to be a particular seaside scene with some palm trees bent out over the beach that appears in dozens of films and photos.  Those trees always look alike.  Both “Contact” and "Captain Ron” used this same scene.  In the movie “Captain Ron”, Martin Short hit his head on one of the trees while walking down the beach.  It was when he and Mary Kaye Place were out walking after he had blinded himself with the flare gun.  Mary Kaye Place was much younger and, impressively enough, wore a bikini top in nearly every scene of the movie.  Ironically she now plays a polygamist in Utah on the HBO series “Big Love” and dresses about as conservatively as possible.  That show is set in Sandy, Utah and another place called Juniper Creek.  Juniper Creek is like a fundamentalist compound.  Compound, hmmm.  I’ve always wondered about the word...”compound”.  The Kennedy Compound, the Branch Davidian Compound.  What do you have to do to get your place referred to as a “compound”?  Nobody ever refers to a good place as a compound, do they?  It must have to be more like a hang out, but it covers a good bit of territory.  A “crib” can’t be a compound.  You’d probably have to have a crib and a guest crib to even come close to being a compound.  The Kennedy crib.  “Yo, Teddy Dog.  My homeboys gonna pimp yo ride, y’know what I’m say’n?  Put some rims and some plasma and, yo, put on you a big ass boat propeller so when you run off the bridge and shit, you can keep your ride movin’.”    Can’t you just see a limousine with 24” rims on it?  For the life of me I can’t understand the giant rim crap.  They look like clown cars.  I would say that most of the time the rims are worth more than the car.  I saw a Chevy Caprice today that you could have laid down in front of and had it drive over you; it was so high up in the air.  It used to be that only rednecks had jacked up cars and trucks.  And they had a purpose.  They could take it out in the mud and woods at night and not get stuck.  The last thing you want is to get stuck in the mud out in the pitch black dark when you and your buddies are having a good time drinking beer.  Because you know what will happen.  You’d be out there half lit, stuck in the mud, no way to get out and the next thing you know, a UFO comes down and abducts you.  Hey, did you see that Haiti UFO video on YouTube?