I'm Sure This Isn't Embarassing
Years ago, when Duh Niece (who has never done anything embarrassing in her entire life) was fairly young, my sister and brother-in-law had company over for dinner one night. I might be mistaken, but I think they had finished their dinner and gone to the living room to sit around and talk for a while. My sister was in the kitchen but still within earshot of the living room. Duh Niece was playing on the floor, probably pushing a toy car or truck around rather strenuously when the strain was a little too much on her rear sphincter muscle and, "poot!" out popped a short blast of methane.
Incredibly embarrassed, she didn't say anything but just kept playing. The visitor heard it and asked, "Was that you?" Duh Niece didn't say anything. Then the fellow said, "I bet that was your Mama, wasn't it?" Duh Niece kind of nodded and smiled in agreement. Then after a couple of seconds passed she said, "Naw! Mama goes BONK!"
Incredibly embarrassed, she didn't say anything but just kept playing. The visitor heard it and asked, "Was that you?" Duh Niece didn't say anything. Then the fellow said, "I bet that was your Mama, wasn't it?" Duh Niece kind of nodded and smiled in agreement. Then after a couple of seconds passed she said, "Naw! Mama goes BONK!"
Now Mama has evolved into more like a ORRWHORP....and thare she blows now! Yep... that was the sound, ORRWHORP
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